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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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