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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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