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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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