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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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