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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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