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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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