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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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