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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Akiva Lane
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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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