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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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