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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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