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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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