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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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