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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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