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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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