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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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