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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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