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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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