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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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