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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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