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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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