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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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