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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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