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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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