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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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