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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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