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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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