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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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