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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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