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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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