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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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