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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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