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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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