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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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