Pictures:

What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

3076

What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

2889

How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

897

What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

2105

What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

2160

Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

276

What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

3141

How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

388

What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

1020

How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

2339

How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

1211

Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

8