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A swimming pool table.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Rock and roll.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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