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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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