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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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