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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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