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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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