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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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