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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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