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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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