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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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