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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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