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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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