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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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