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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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