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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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