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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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