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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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