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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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