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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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