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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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