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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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