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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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