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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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