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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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