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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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