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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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