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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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