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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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