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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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