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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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