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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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