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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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