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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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