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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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C to shining C

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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