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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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