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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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