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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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