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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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