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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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