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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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