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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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