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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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