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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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