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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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