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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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