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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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