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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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