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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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ChatGPT
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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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