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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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