Pictures:

What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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