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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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