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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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