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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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