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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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