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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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